Here's the first 6000 words of Ace.

Seriously.

Features: 2010 San Francisco Giants pitchers, Jensen being an irascible dickhead, a French bulldog named Cy, twitter, Bengie Molina, unrepentant baseball nerdery, and a lack of Jared

This is a remix of The War Criminal.

( please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste )